~Fuck My Life~

Hmm..i kinda hate living in this cruel world. Everytime makes mistakes, getting scolded, disappointed...unhappy, anger and rage.... Just like this morning, i was having my driving test...then i failed at the center..i drove to close and drove across the bump..then the JPJ fail me straightaway...just abit only...WTF...and i go back and got scolded by my parents..they say why i can't do it properly, not everything can have second chances...they say im not hardworking enough... Actually..i don't know what the fuck is wrong with me and this motherfucking world...really DU LAN...maybe i just attract misfortunes and bad lucks...or did God want to punish me for the things i did in the past...if like that..maybe i can accept...how i wish everything would just be the way i expected...till forever i am unsatisfied with this world!! Nowadays..i've been very down and upset...have abit happiness..but last awhile only...my heart is aching and crying...and my body is getting weaker and weaker...im sick now too...i know i cant do anything to change this fact..but...i hope everyone can achieve their happiness... Hope your wish and dreams come true~

~Sad 'cause been forgotten~

hmm...it's been so long...both of my jie probably forgot me already. My da jie didn't find me...maybe she busy with her boyfriend...so don't want me as a didi liao...and sha po jie...she everytime stressed and moody....study and exams...probably don't have time to talk to me or anything...or she also forgot me liao...everytime i try to chat with her in msn...she say she busy or something...so...is that it? my bonds with my two god sisters??

Hmm...only time can tell...i also not sure what to do now...better concentrate on my studies and pratise my skills on drawings...haha...but i really really miss them...SAD~

~101 Ways To Annoy People~

101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".

10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.

11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

12. Sniffle incessantly.

13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

14. Name your dog "Dog."

15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."

17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."

18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".

19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."

20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.

21. Practice making fax and modem noises.

22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.

23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.

25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."

26. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy."

27. Wear a special hip holster for your
remote control.

28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.

29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.

30. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.

31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.

32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."

34. Drum on every available surface.

35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.

36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.

37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.

38. Sew anti-theft detector strips
into peoples backpacks.

39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.

40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

41. Set alarms for random times.

42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.

43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.

44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.

45. Honk and wave to strangers.

46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.

47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.

48. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.

49. Wear your pants backwards.

50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.

51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"

52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

53. only type in lowercase.

54. dont use any punctuation either

55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.

57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.

60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.

61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."

62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.

63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.

64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.

65. Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador."

66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.

67. When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.

68. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."

69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.

71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.

72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.

73. Drive half a block.

74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.

75. Ask people what gender they are.

76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.

77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.

78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes".

79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song.

80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet.

81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.

82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.

83. Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."

84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.

86. Wear a LOT of cologne.

87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."

88. Sing along at the opera.

89. Mow your lawn with scissors.

90. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"

91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."

92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.

93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something
about "psychological profiles."

94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."

95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.

96. Never make eye contact.

97. Never break eye contact.

98. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.

99. Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.

100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.

101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.

~A Lamb Trapped Inside a Cage~

A lamb trapped inside a cage..eagerly to escape...but...the farmers are pointing the shotgun at the lamb everytime it tried to escape...so..the lamb just wait and wait...hoping someday it can finally be free...in this cruel yet sorrowful world....

my life is kinda like that...haha...the lamb refers to me...and the farmers refers to my parents...everytime i want to do something i wanted...it's mostly rejected...only got a bit chance to be successful...like 10% chance...and everything i do need to get approval from them...and they mostly disagree what i suggested...and in the end...i didn't get what i want...

hmm...i think that's what makes the world interesting...everything don't really go as u planned and we mostly don't get what we want....kinda sad though...haha...

I WISH EVERYONE CAN HAVE A HAPPY LIFE...
seeing everyone happy is also my happiness....

~Something about my " dad "~

Hmm...i'm kinda fed up with his attitude...always makes me angry...ruin my happy mood...Let's start...he's thing kind of guy who blame others...eventhough its his fault...for example...the home computer got virus...then he blames the games me and my brothers are playing...wth...he's such a BLAMER....joking or not joking...it still hurt people's feelings...Other than that...he also likes to say people...for example...my fren need transport...and my dad go fetch them...then he will say..." Why not they transport you? They have so many cars at home..." or say they are rich people.....To me...it's just helping those who needed the help ba...

TAGGED BY EUNICE...wth! =)

100 truths, tag 10 people to do the same.

Don't forget to tag!

Last beverage → Sprite ~Freedom from Thirst~
Last phone call → Mom?!
Last text message → ChanChan...LOL
Last song you listened to → Busta Rhymes-Woo Hah(Bounce Remix)
Last time you cried→ the day before yesterday....hahaha

HAVE YOU EVER:
Dated someone twice → Maybe?
Been cheated on → Who dont?
Kissed someone & regretted it → Does pet counted in?
Lost someone special→ When i lost myself!

IN THE PAST MONTH HAVE YOU:
Fallen out of love → yeah...i've fallen out of it...haha...fallen quite far..
Laughed until you cried → Almost, i was watching MADtv knock knock jokes....haha
Met someone who changed your life → Yeah, but this is a secret i cannot tell...=)
Found out someone was talking about you → Not sure about that...
How many people on your top friends do you know in real life?→ Dunno how i should answer this...i have lots of good friends in real life
Do you have any pets → Not actually mine...family's...we have 3 dogs( one dog have only one eye...LOL...), and a dragonfish
Do you want to change your name → Not really...i'm good with my name now...haha
What time did you wake up today → umm...approximately 5.20am ( having driving lesson)
What were you doing at midnight last night → Sleeping?! or listening to my iPod nano
Name something you cannot wait for → A new cellphone? LG Q or PRADA II or any good cellphones
The last time you saw your father→ A minute ago?
What's one thing you wish you could change→ Change my bad habits...Of course...
Have you ever talked to a person named Tom → Tom Cruise? Tom and Jerry? Not Really...HAhaHA...
What's getting on your nerves right now → MY TERRIBLE SPM RESULT...FML!!
What's your name → SimYang
Elementary/Primary School→ Sk.St.Columba
Middle/Secondary School → Smk. St.Columba
High School → ????UNKNOWN????
Hair color → Black with abit natural brown...haha...
Long or short → Half-half
Are you a health freak → sometimes i get sick pretty easily...

FIRSTS :
First surgery → My mouth...when i was little...
First piercing → NOPE.
First best friend → Chai Han Kiong...my best friend...but he went to bintulu and didnt hear from him ever since...
First sport you joined → Cant recall.
First pet → Dog?
First vacation → Cant Recall.

CURRENTLY :
Eating → No
Drinking → No
Waiting → To find my lover

YOUR FUTURE :
Want kids? → Yeah...Probably...
Want to get married?→ Of Course...
Careers in mind? → Not Sure...somethings to do with drawing, design, manga, and games...

HAVE YOU EVER :
Kissed a stranger → Never.
Drank Wine/Beer/alcohol → RED WINE!! YEAHH!!
Lost glasses/contacts → Where did my glasses go?! Woots...i stop wearing them since Form 2
Ran away from home → Sometimes feels like that...but no choice...
Broken someone's heart → Yea...
Been arrested → Nope.
Cried when someone died → Currently no...

YOU BELIEVE IN:
Yourself → Only myself.
Miracles → REALLY HOPE THERE IS SUCH A THING CALLED MIRACLE...
Love at first sight → Probably...
Heaven → DUNNO...
Kiss on the first date→ that is if my lover want it...
Angels → >>SECRETS<<

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY :
Is there one person you want to be with right now? → Yes. My beloved sister
more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time?→ That's flowerhearted....haha
Do you believe in God? → Im a Buddhist...but not too religious...!XP


TAG:
1. Someone
2. WHO?!
3. huh?
4. dunno...
5. WTF?!
6. FML!!
7. Anyone.
8. You?
9. Who ElsE?
10. ThE pERsoN reaDinG tHis...

I FUCK Because I CARE

Sometimes when we say I don’t give a fuck, it actually means I don’t give a damn or in Cantonese ‘Ngo mm diu chat lei’ 我不吊七你 or in Hokkien ‘Kan lu pun sui’ 干你都衰, which if being translated directly would mean the same as I don’t give a fuck.

Why can we equate the word fuck to the word care?

For example, when we say I don’t give a fuck, it means I don’t care.

So we can actually say, give a fuck = care , so when you offer a fuck to anyone that you like, it’s an act of love and it actually means that I care for you!!!

The same goes to the Cantonese version, ngo mm diu chat lei, or Hokkien, kan lu pun sui, which actually means I don’t care in Cantonese/Hokkien.

So next time when u go out there and you like someone, spread the love baby… spread the world with love and peace, say FUCK YOU proudly as this is the best word and I mean the best word to express that you care for someone…. Say FUCK YOU¡¡on Valentines Day to show that you actually care. When you fuck, you care!

SPREAD THE FUCK YOU word today!!!!

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